Friday, December 04, 2009

Damn pissed.

HI IM PISSED.
In case you couldnt tell from that descriptive title.
Who does she think she is, lecturing me about my diet.
YOU THINK YOURE PERFECT?
Go screw a vegetable for crying out loud.
Really, you and your vegetarian hypocrisy.
Would it kill you to stfu?
How many emails have you sent,
like 100?
How many 'conversions' have you had?
Zero.
How many haters have you gained?
At least 15, thats for sure.
If you care so much for the animals,
go fly yourself to freaking africa and let the lion eat you up.
Yep, they loooooove you.
You want to save the earth?
Go live in solitude on a mountain,
at peace with the whole damn world.
Away from electricity,
coz frankly, you misuse it.
Get your ass off the damn internet.
That would be saving the earth, mmhmm.
You love animals?
How bout i give you a box full of lizards,
let them crawl all over you!
Maybe you'd prefer a poisonous snake.
Dont kill it!
LET IT FEAST ON YOU.
Sure sure, have fun with your snaky boyfriend.
MEAT MEAT MEAT.
Dont like the world with meat?
Go create a new planet out of tofu or something.
1 more year with you.
I can just kill myself.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Ive never liked vegetables,
you just make me hate them even more.
Damn you lah,
i hope the vegetarian stalls close or sth.
Or scientists discover that an all grass diet causes cancer or sth.
Or that the world runs out of vegetables.
Happy grass eating, loser.

And i dont care if this causes world war 3,
as long as you get the hell out of my inbox.
Grass.

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